Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Oh, Lordy

So, there's a few rules of speech that a dispatcher must follow, always:

1. Speak slowly
2. Speak clearly
3. Speak articulated

Clearly, two of them were followed and one was not. Guess which one? Example:

"Patient has schlurrred schpeech"
"Medic sex for chest pain...."

Luckily, these were not on the same call.

I was sure could hear the laughing of the medic unit all the way across town. Even over the sirens. I just pray it was so late they were tired and never noticed. Yeah, right.


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